Just a bit of a LOL project I did today...
Harvested in my backyard, my backyard grass has been found to be an effective immunity booster, a digestive aid, a colon cleanser, a weight-loss aid - and it helps improve the health of your heart and prostate, too!
The special environment provided in MY backyard created just the right super diet phenomenon known to this continent (soon to go international).
So here is the deal. Again we are burdened with the just turned 18 momma and baby daddy visiting us. OMG Like don't they need to go to school or get a job? Instead they are here pulling the same shit they did when they stayed with us prior to the baby being born. Lay around, make a mess, use the laptop all day long, texting, eating and leaving messes. I mean, they can eat, but eat when we serve them. They wait around saying that they will eat in just a bit and then dig into it after we have cleaned up. They do not clean their mess. It is TWISTED I say TWISTED!
I am off plan. It is actually self destructive and immature. I am going to lie to them and say I lost 5 lbs this week. I don't even want to look. I think maybe a pound off ? Actually, I have been off. I have not drank my waters right, and I ate a bunch of cookies with bad intentions looking at the girl and hoping she thinks I am a fat bitch and takes it home with her to tell the hater Aunt. This is the Aunt who is nice to you then calls you a fat bitch to everybody else. She is fat, too, but I am supposedly fatter. I know I am falling apart with anger!
I want to be the topic of envy or question by those haters>>>"But I saw her eating cookies like a pig, how can she lose all that weight?" Ah hah! Watch me assholes! TWISTED back atcha!